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| Brand: The Mountain
Department: mens
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| Customer Reviews:
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 This shirt gave me diabetes... July 31, 2010
E G Abarbanel
7 out of 15 found this review helpful
I bought 16 of these shirts expecting to be swarmed by super models and celebrities, but instead I got diabetes...
And not just diabetes SUPERdiabetes...
These reviews are bloody awful and full of lies! Nobody ever climbed mount everest with this wreteched diabetes shirt!!!!!
And on top of that my girlfriend (now ex) went blind apon seeing this evil shirt! She then promptly broke up with me after I tried to explain that the wolves would bring us money and fame...
THIS SHIRT IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 please send me more July 30, 2010
sac66064
5 out of 5 found this review helpful
There I was sitting at home enjoying my last glass of tuscan whole milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl oz (although "glass" is a misnomer since i drink it straight from the jug) and I got on amazon to purchase more of this divine product at the bargain price of $80 a gallon when I stumbled upon the most important discovery of my life since I got my first nose hair.....that's right friends, the three wolf moon t-shirt.
Now my friends will attest to the fact that I have a dynamite sense of fashion...I practically live by the moniker the clothes make the man. I do a little consulting...I helped design Napoleon Dynamite's wardrobe (From that movie I was particularly proud of the baby blue t-shirt with a silk screen of a horse galloping along and a powerful message "endurance" above the majestic steed) and I've been known to give Versace and the insane clown posse some style and fashion tips.
But I digress, anyways there I was waiting for the uranium ore I purchased on amazon to finish refining in the centrifuge so I could complete my death ray when I thought I would kill some time by ordering two more cases of tuscan whole milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl oz when I stumbled upon cotton and silk screen perfection.
I was stunned at the three wolves moon t shirt. Now I own lots of other shirts with the earths most majestic creatures on them (tigers, bears, kittens, unicorns, leprechauns) but never in my life had i seen anything as breathtaking as this shirt. Sure I have one and two wolve moon t-shirts, but three! I knew it was my destiny to have this shirt as the pinnacle of my eclectic wardrobe of polyester jumpsuits, platform shoes with a goldfish tank in the heels....and of course zumaz pants.
When I got the shirt I immediately put it on and looked in the mirror and what I saw was two eyefuls of pleasure dipped in sunshine. Unfortunately at this moment I flexed my muscles and the shirt completely tore off my body (a common problem for me with the guns I got) and I resigned that I would have to wait until i got a replacement before I could go to work in the awesomeness that is this shirt. But when I do go I know the other ladies will stop doing their TPS reports mid sentence to stare. Highly recommend this shirt for anyone.
Finally, a garment fine enough to be buried in... July 26, 2010
Timothy J. Hotchkin (St Paul, MN)
8 out of 8 found this review helpful
I recently went on an annual camping trip with friends. During the trip, a couple of them pulled me aside and handed me a frilly gift bag. I was wary at first, but as I pushed the tissue paper aside, I quickly realized the treasure that was concealed by the pastel colors around it: A Three Wolf T-Shirt!
I immediately donned the garment (not even bothering to take off the shirt I was wearing) and howled for I knew this meant: I was truly one of their Pack. Other friends, intimidated by my guttural howl, filled my hands with offerings of Oatmeal Crème Pies and Chocolate Cupcakes. These offerings quelled the primal beast welling up inside of me and reminded me that they were friends and not threats to the greater Pack.
I wore the shirt for the remainder of the day and was more than a little shocked that the shirt I had on underneath wasn't eroded away by the awesomeness that was enveloping it. What did not shock me was that the coyotes that were howling in the woods the night before didn't make a peep for the remainder of the weekend; they knew not to mess with us now.
In hindsight, I wonder what the gift bag and tissue paper were made of. Because I'd assume a shirt of this magnitude would cause normal wrappings to burst into ash upon contact.
This shirt is highly recommended but isn't for the weak. This T-Shirt would probably consume a weak person and leave nothing but a desiccated corpse in its wake as it sought out a more worthy host body.
Changed my Life July 26, 2010
Mike A Pondsmith (Redmond, WA United States)
8 out of 11 found this review helpful
All I know is, I got the shirt, I put it on, and INSTANTLY my power level jumped all the way up to nine thousand.
NIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!
Not Cool July 25, 2010
A. Ferdman
15 out of 18 found this review helpful
When I put on this T shirt I was a woman. Now I am a Man. Not cool.
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